Groan Quotient 2007-02-26

Compliments of my sister:

Three little pigs walk into a restaurant and take a seat. Their waiter arrives promptly to take their drink order.

The first little pig says, 'I'd like to have a glass of tea.'
The second little pig says, 'I'll have a Coke.'
The third little pig says, 'I want a big glass of water.'

After bringing their drinks, the waiter asks them what they would like to eat.

The first little pig answers, 'I'll have the steak and mashed potatoes.'
The second little pig replies, 'I'll have the chicken and grilled vegetables.'
The third little pig adds, 'I need a huge glass of water and keep it full, please.'

The first two pigs enjoy their dinner while the third pig drinks glass after glass of water.

After a bit, the waiter asks for their dessert orders.

The first little pig says, 'I'll have the peach cobbler.'
The second little pig says, 'I'll have the chocolate brownie.'
The third little pig says, 'I'll have another glass of water.'

Intrigued the waiter says to the third little pig, 'I don't mean to pry, but I notice your friends have all had a great dinner while you've done nothing but drink water. Do you mind telling me what is going on?'

The third little pig replies, 'Ah, it's nothing, I'm just the one who's supposed to go wee-wee-wee all the way home.'

har, har.