Friday, November 10, 2006

Insurance Humor

An insurance claims manager says to a customer, “Thank you for your patronage, Mr. Smith. I wish we had twenty policyholders just like you.”

“Gee, it’s nice to hear you say that,” Mr. Smith replied. “But I have to admit, I’m kind of surprised. As you know, I make many claims and my premium payments are always late.”

"That’s OK,” the claims manager replied. “We’d still like twenty customers just like you. The problem is, we have two hundred.”

Happy Friday.


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