S. gems on the road back home

In a closed Luby's parking lot on a portable potty:

1. I need to go potty. I'm busy pushing my poopoo out.
2. I'm going potty. I need some privacy, please.
3. Whew! That's pretty stinky. I haven't done that much poopy in a long time.

Who would have thought a 3 year old would add so much hilarity to a single pit stop?

M.W.